Welcome to the Lucky Bastard Club
You looked at this spinning meat grinder of a planet and had the sheer, unadulterated common sense to say, 'No thanks, I'll sit this one out.'
Parents with dead, bloodshot eyes will tell you you're missing out. Bullshit. They just want company in the trenches. They call us selfish, as if dragging a brand-new consciousness into a lifetime of wage slavery and inevitable heartbreak just to pass on your mediocre genes is some grand act of philanthropy.
But you cracked the code. You realized the absolute highest form of compassion is just refusing to force someone else to navigate this mess. You bypassed the suffering entirely and achieved peak altruism by doing absolutely nothing.
So grab a drink, sleep until noon, and enjoy the absolute silence. You won.
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